Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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