yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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