if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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