the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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