So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
only if we run a train.
done.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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