I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
so much tequila, so little girl.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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