She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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