I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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