So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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