Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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