get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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