I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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