I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just forgot I was standing up.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
