I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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