His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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