Having a random hookup so left but love u
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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