what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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