I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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