yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
