you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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