Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
