I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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