dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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