we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Dear god my vagina.
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