we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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