didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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