yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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