Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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