turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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