If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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