love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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