farters have to be the big spoon...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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