Kiss
Puke
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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