You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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