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if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Your cock deserves a montage
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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