I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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