so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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