what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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