I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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