they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.