that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
be right there i have to get my cape
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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