Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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