We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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