just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I need a beard to bite.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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