You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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