Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??