all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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