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remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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