TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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