I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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