Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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