You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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