the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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