yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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