I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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